

Mouse tracking while you work. Pretty and useless.



Visited my pops in LA again. He’s retired and likes to record himself playing the saxophone on his digital camera. I taught him that. I also tried to teach him how to upload videos to YouTube and he said, “Wait, who’s going to watch this shit?”
“Why is it so hard to enjoy things?”
“Why deny yourself something good?”
Been on a Mad Men binge. Watching makes me want to jingle cocktails and chain smoke all day. People are such victims of their own devices and everything is so infectious, don’t you think?
Happy New Year!


This year, I will:
1. Be on time
2. Save receipts
3. Say yes
4. And above all, love
You?



Photographs by Eileen Quinlan. Like magic, so enchanting.
http://butdoesitfloat.com/103200/In-spite-of-these-oscillations-the-link-has-never-been-broken

What are you waiting for? Break out the good china for once, damn it!
For fuck’s sake, girl with the pink feather boa, no one wants to see jiggling beer gut hanging out of that vinyl corset as you drunkenly stumble around in your clear heels. Ok, maybe some do, but I don’t. I hate Halloween.
The Book of Relationships told me I was secretive. This may explain why when I got a navy bean stuck up my nose for half a day in kindergarten, I never told anyone.

Someone is blasting punk. My cat just fell into the trash can. These are not signs, but I’m looking for one.

Stuck in a very weird rut. I’m finding it harder and harder to leave my apartment these days. Freelancing and way too many Hot Cheetos aren’t helping.