Mouse tracking while you work. Pretty and useless, like you!
Him “Oh you should see your face.”
Her: “What’s the matter with it?”
Him: “It’s lovely.”
Her: “Oh…!”
Him: “Now what’s the problem?”
Her: “I’m not hungry anymore, isn’t it glorious?”
Girls are so easy.
From “Charade,” Hulu’s Valentine’s Pick for people who don’t have any plans.
Visited my pops in LA again. He’s retired and likes to record himself playing the saxophone on his digital camera. I taught him that. I also tried to teach him how to upload videos to YouTube and he said, “Wait, who’s going to watch this shit?”
Everywhere.