I let two ghetto girls borrow my phone only to have them run off with it only to have me and the lee bros hunt them down on our bikes only to have found them only to have chased the one without the phone, letting the one with the phone get away.

“God damn it.” he said, “There are nice things in the world– and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked. Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.”

-f & z, salinger