joseph: you’re gorgeous when you blush. like a wild flower.
georgette: [shaking head] it’s my dyspepsia.
-amelie
sometimes it’s like this. where ailments morph into delusions and perception becomes reality. or, the other way around and around. today, especially.
self-diagnosed hypochondriac with a mean, mean cold. symptoms include brain leakage and interruptuping cow-coughs. remedies such as water bottle nasal irrigation, snail shaped humidifers, and overdosages of diphenhydramine may assist in easing symptoms however you should ask your doctor for a golden neti pot with a rainbow coming out of it.
put together this optimistically long list of resolutions but scrapped them all and decided on the following:
be honest and sincere. trust and commit.
that is all.